One of my Uncles most favorite sayings, and he always said it to me whenever I was about to talk back lol

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As a Jersey guy I love my Jersey girls, forget about the Bruce Springsteen song for a bit. I am a product of the 70s 80s and early 90s. I can remember my mom and aunt like many mothers holding down a job coming home to cook and clean making sure our homework was done and some mothers even when out to do a second shift afterwards because it needed to be done in order to pay the bills.

Jersey Girls have a confidence like no others not to mention have the biggest hearts and well, not to mention if you get into an argument anywhere they have your back even when you are wrong they got you.

And well will give you the most Dead Pan Sarcastic answer in under a second…

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One of the most annoying things to ever say to a true person from Jersey is to say Oh You’re from Joisey. For years I have been living in Florida and people ask me so where are you from? I say Jersey, not New Jersey not Old Jersey but Jersey.

Then they try and be cute and say oh Joisey with a chuckle, now to be fair in their mind they are trying to break the ice and make a joke. But I fully assure you when you say Joisey implying that is how we sound or talk you are just pissing us off but some of us will be nice about it and some of us well will let you know to not ever say that to us again.

How did it all Start?

Years ago in the early 80s, Saturday Night Live was struggling to be funny again after the original cast was gone. So they hired a so-called funny man named Joe Piscopo. Now I will say that I loved him in the movie he did with Danny Devito Wise Guys. And a few other things he did, but as a young comedian, he did a skit that would forever change how may see us as being from the great garden state.

I tried to find it on youtube but for some reason, it’s not there, but in short, it was him standing in the weeds but either the Turnpike or Parkway I can remember it was the early 80s an I was like 9 or 10 but he kept repeating “Are you from Josiey I’m From Joisey” over and over and somehow that just stuck in people’s minds it’s not as bad now as it was years ago but you will hear it on occasion.

So thank You Joe Piscopo for absolutely positively nothing you Hump and we will have words if I ever see you.

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It’s Jersey

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The great Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll debate has raged on for years, kinda like Godzilla vs Mothra well it seems like that whenever this subject is brought up. All I know is that in the very early of one Saturday Morning of 1979 I was 8 years old my uncle took me to Ralphs Luncheonette in Maplewood NJ and asked me if I wanted a Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese. I nodded yes and to this day I have been calling it Taylor Ham ever since.

Now fast forward to 1990 one summer weekend in Seaside Heights, ok one drunken weekend and we stopped in a diner on our way back up to Kearny I was 19 years old and asked for a Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese. The waitress got snooty and said “You mean Pork Roll right” I looked at her cross-eyed in my almost hungover stupor and said yea sure. As I was sobering up I was looking at the menu and it said Pork Roll Egg and Cheese.

Ohhhh ok so some parts of Jersey call it Pork Roll oh ok good to know, even though they were wrong I get it, no worries but due to the invention of the internet, Facebook and many other social media outlets this really has become some kind of debate. It really has so we have come up with a design to settle it all !!!

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From Tony’s Hot Dogs on Park Ave and lake street, to across the way to JJs hot dogs on Bloomfield ave. As a kid growing up in north jersey and my family hailing from North Newark (Actually Pronounced Nork) before moving to Maplewood. Either on weekends or certain weekdays my Dad,Uncle or Cousin were taking me to get dirty water dogs on the avenue.

Now Rutt’s Hutt in Clifton the ripper is a different kind of dog not a dirty water dog but just as good in my opinion that is why it’s getting and honorable mention in this post. Now you also have your Italian Hot Dogs as well they were the best when they came from Dickie Dees or Jimmy Buffs.

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The great Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll Debate rages on, but as a resident of North East Jersey, we all know the correct term is Taylor Ham…

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Now through the introduction of social media a huge Godzilla vs Mothra debate broke our back in 2008 and has been going on ever since. And I mean some individuals are dead serious about it too a little too serious if you ask me but that’s the thing with Social Media you interact with many many many individuals that you normally would never see in your life.

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